At least this tag isn't as disgusting as turd in a punch bowl . . .

Kranki tagged me tonight with the latest thing going around the blogosphere. I just got back from dinner, where we had a few drinks. Not sure if that will make this better or worse . . .

For this one, you have to choose five of the occupations below and tell us what you would do if you held that job. My answers are below. Robyn, mrtl, and Kelly, I tag you.

• If I could be an innkeeper I would design beautiful rooms where people would feel comfortable, yet a million miles away from their regular lives.


• If I could be a librarian I would introduce kids to the powerful world of books and reading.


• If I could be a missionary


• If I could be a writer


• If I could be a bonnie pirate


• If I could be a scientist


• If I could be a farmer


• If I could be a musician


• If I could be a doctor


• If I could be a painter


• If I could be a gardener


• If I could be a chef I would cook excellent meals with the freshest ingredients, and people would flock from around the world to eat my creations. (Hey, I'm supposed to be dreaming, right?)


• If I could be an architect


• If I could be a linguist I would teach people how annoying it is when they say "my bad" or "irregardless" or "Please contact Jim or myself if you have any questions."


• If I could be a psychologist


• If I could be an athlete I would enjoy wearing any clothes I liked because they'd look so good on my finely sculpted body.


• If I could be a lawyer


• If I could be a professor


• If I could be a llama-rider


• If I could be an astronaut


• If I could be a world famous blogger


• If I could be a justice on any one court in the world


• If I could be married to any current famous political figure

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 10:28 PM.