Sharkey Malarkey: My husband, he's a keeper

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My husband, he's a keeper

We're sitting here watching the Dooney & Bourke hour on QVC.

JP: "What about that one? Why don't you order that one?"
Me: "It's too big. And besides, it's almost $300."
JP: "So? Stop being such a tight-ass. Just order it."
Me: "I want the purse I already have (a Franco Sarto that I got at Stein Mart for $32), just in a different color."

Part of QVC's sales pitch involves giving the measurements of each ~~purse~~ handbag (apparently when you pay a lot of money you get to call it a handbag). So what does J.P. do? He gets the tape measure out of the junk drawer and measures my purse.

What do you suppose I might get for Christmas?

This entry was posted on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 11:56 AM.

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