Sharkey Malarkey: Overheard in Sharkeyville

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Overheard in Sharkeyville

Me: Hey, do you hear that?
J.P.: What?
Me: Shhh . . . just listen. There. That. Hear it?
J.P.: [listening intently] I don't hear anything.
Me: It's a chocolate chip cookie, calling to me from the kitchen.
J.P.: Are you sure it's the cookie calling? 'Cause it could be your ass calling to the cookie.

This entry was posted on Monday, May 23, 2005 at 10:24 PM.

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